Apparently president-elect (I can't believe I just wrote those words) Donald J Trump was right: the voting system in America is rigged.
It's a bad sign when our political enemies are cheering and celebrating the election of our next leader and our allies are calling it a catastrophy.
I was seriously considering immigrating to Canada, but apparently that's not an option any time soon, so I'm just going to hide out in my bunker for the next four years. Call me when it's over.
Good night, and God help us all!